What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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