Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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penis in the camel

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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