Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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a man is running away

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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