This sentence is a lie.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Penis

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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your mom.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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