Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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