What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A mans opinion.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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