Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Chlamydia

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Im cute hehehee

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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