Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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