Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Chicken

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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