Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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