Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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