bitches be crafty.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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France had one revolution

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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acuna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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