Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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