What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Banana Hamock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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