How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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