Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

good looking women

thumb_up thumb_down -22

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

thumb_up thumb_down

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

There's my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops