- Anti Joke

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Once there was a rich man who lived in a castle on a hill. One fine morning who awoke and decided to go downstairs to make a cup of tea. As he switched on the kettle, he realised he had no tea bags, and so, went to the local shops to buy some – but when he arrived back, his magnificent castle had been burnt down to the ground. The man, obviously shocked, looked around in hope for some evidence as to who would commit this awful crime, but he saw nothing, apart from a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance and they give him a mansion. One morning in the man’s fine mansion, he decided he wanted a nice cup of tea, so went downstairs, discovered he had no teabags, went to the shop to purchase some and came back to find his mansion was no more than a pile of ash. Once again he looked around and saw nothing other than a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance for a second time and they give him a normal house. One morning in the man’s normal house, he feels the need for a cup of tea. But has no teabags, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to find his normal house has burnt down. In the distance a little green man is running away. Insurance give the man a small cottage. And one morning in this small cottage, the man goes downstairs to make a cup of tea, but once again he has no teabags. Off to the shops he went to buy some but discovered, as he approached his cottage on the way home, that it had been burnt down. He looked around to see the now familiar sight of a little green man running off into the distance. Insurance give him a caravan. One morning in the caravan, the man discovers, while attempting to make a cup of tea, that he has no teabags. So, naively, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to his caravan to find it burnt down. He looked up and saw a little green man running off into the distance. The now annoyed insurance company give the man a tent. One sunny morning in the man’s tent - he feels the need for tea, but has no teabags; he goes to the shop to buy some and arrives back at his tent to find a little green man holding a can of gasoline and some matches. The man asks: “are you the one who has been burning down all my houses?” And the little green man replies: “No.”

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

did you stub your toe?

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Anti Joke

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