What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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You should never talk to strangers.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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That's what SHE said!

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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GONNA

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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