How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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