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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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split your ass cheek

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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