Knock knock Who's there Police

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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If you were a cactus, why?

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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WOw you have no life

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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