- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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