What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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