How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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women have rights

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Nothing yet CC

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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