Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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The Game

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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World peace

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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