A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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