What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Women's rights

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is green and slow Grass.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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U mad?

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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