What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Woman's Rights.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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