Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Don't rape me!

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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WNBA

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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