haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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