The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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