Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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asian, do math

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Anti Joke

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