How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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