do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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alston wang

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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