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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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