Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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