how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Rick Perry.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why didn't he finish his

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

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