What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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