You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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soccer

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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