What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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