Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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rarw

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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i like tits

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Anti Joke

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