Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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that wall over there ->

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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charlie sheen losing

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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