Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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