- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

2 Penises

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Land Rovers

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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