- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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