Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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