- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I Love Hitler.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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