Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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