Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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lol

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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bryden is a faggot

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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