There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Punching a baby

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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