your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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