- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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