How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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thumbs up!

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derp

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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