A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

America

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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