I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Hello

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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