Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Homosexuals are gay.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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