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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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tom pauling

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Laugh

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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IU football

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this site is an antijoke

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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God wrote this joke.................................

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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penis

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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