What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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KONY 2012

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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whats white jizz

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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