What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Gangnam style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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