So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Women drivers...

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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