American Idol

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I love you very much.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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