what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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