What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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