I have an erection My mom!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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