When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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