This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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this is not a joke. jks

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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