What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Sex

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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8============D PEN1S

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Is this a chair?

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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