Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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dyslexic's Untie

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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