What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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