A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Vote this up

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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