- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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