Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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How long is a china man?

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sixty... eight

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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