I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Women

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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