so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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