Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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hey bill!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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