The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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am i invited to party? no

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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