An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Japan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Anti Joke

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