what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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That's what SHE said!

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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