why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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your mum

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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