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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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