Minecraft.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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GADZOOKS!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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