whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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