How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

thumb_up thumb_down -5

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

thumb_up thumb_down -49

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does A duck smoke? Quack

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A woman comes at the doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +42

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops