- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

knock knock go away ok

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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