What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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