A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Blacks

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