- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

France had one revolution

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Women's rights

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Justin Bieber

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A man walks into a pole.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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