what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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your all shit at jokes

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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