Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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womens rights

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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