What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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black guy graduating high school

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Republicans

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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