How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Land Rovers

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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