- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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