hi corey

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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