Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Rick Perry.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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