knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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GADZOOKS!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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drugs.

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