Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Refrigerator

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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