Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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a man died

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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