a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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weston cage

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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stinky boner

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