Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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