Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Poop!!

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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