What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A pope meets another one

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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