Weaner

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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i just pooped that is all!

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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