How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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