Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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