What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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I saw a shovel once.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Wanker

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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