What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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