My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A man... walks.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Bitch

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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