Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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