How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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FAP

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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