FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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