Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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