Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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John Stamos.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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