Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Gay's rights

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A black man walks into a book store.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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