Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Miscarriages.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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