My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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haha Otarts was here

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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