Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Peas

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Yee

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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