What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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THE GAME

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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