i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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