The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Anti Joke

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