Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Nickelback

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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