Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Misner is a twat.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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