How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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