Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Donald Trump.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Read a Book.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Kah-________-

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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