what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is a question?

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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