Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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