Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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silver bullet?

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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read me write me

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Hi

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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