What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Your're racist.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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