Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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