Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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civil rights

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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