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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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