But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Basically copying you.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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