What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Anti Joke

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