What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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