roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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You're adopted.

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The Holocaust

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Anti Joke

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