hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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