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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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