If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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girls basketball

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Obama

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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The Holocaust

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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