What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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you lose.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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