Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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You know whats funny Aids

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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