Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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