Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Anti Joke

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