When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Im cute hehehee

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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where is the world?

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