How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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