Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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to get to the other side.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The Pope

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Anti Joke

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