How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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