Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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