How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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jews

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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