You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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