Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Mexicans working in an office

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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