John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Guess What! HI!

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Faithful men.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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