The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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