Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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