Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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