What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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He--Hey guys

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Lil Wayne

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Women's rights.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Chikin nuggets

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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