An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Mogok Papiti.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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