- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

pudding

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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