- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Homework.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

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