Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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How High is a Chinese man

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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