whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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YOLO

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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