Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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all jokes aside...

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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