What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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a ab

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Kate

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

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