what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A Jew returns change.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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