Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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The game.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Jews

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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whats 69+2? 71

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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