Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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The NHL playoffs

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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where's mom I killed her

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