- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's white and gluey Glue

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??