Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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