Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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im telling maguire

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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test

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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