Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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anti jokes

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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