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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Please don't shoot me

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Cripples are lame.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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