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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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