A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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the economy.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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I'm gay.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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