Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Steve Jobs.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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