Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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