What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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