A man buys free health care...

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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women's rights

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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