two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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