dat shoe shine tho

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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You.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Cheese

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Brain fart

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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