too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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