Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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