Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Caitlyn.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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