What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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bob saget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Fruitcake

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Knock knock

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Anti Joke

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