What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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A man died.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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