knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Women's rights.

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what happens every day? People die

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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test

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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