Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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An antijoke

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Skrillex.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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