In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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alert('The Game')

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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