The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Global Warming.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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