What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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here kitty kitty

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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poop

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Anti Joke

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