I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Scott

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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