You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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I'm homeless.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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