What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Fart

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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