What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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