What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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YEAH THEY DO.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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whats a willy? -brock

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

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