What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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