What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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