What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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oops

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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WNBA

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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