Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Moral

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Well, this is fun.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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GONNA

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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bite me

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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