A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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