Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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