Cancer.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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