Lets make like trees and stand still

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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