What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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