Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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