Worst joke ever

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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ur an fagit

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Penis.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Male penises.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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