Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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