Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Christians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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