I'm gay.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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you just lost the game!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Like this joke

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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