A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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how do you win a game try your best

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Anti Joke

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