Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Gay's

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Antijokes...

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