roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I have a gay camel

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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woman's lacrosse

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im a willy bum bum

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