A black man without problems.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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