Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Penis

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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