Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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I am black.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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My life :(

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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