Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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THE END.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Where's my baby??

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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