What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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