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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Sex education in Texas.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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