What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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tommy is retared

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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