- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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