How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Sloths

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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