I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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The Pope

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Obama 2012

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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