what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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