GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Ham sandwich

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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