A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Bitch

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