How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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