What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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^that joke's not funny

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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