Knock Knock Come in!

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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