Darude - Sandstorm

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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