wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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CHEEZECAKE

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balls in ya mouf

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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