What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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