What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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