Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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