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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why is the ground wet It rained

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Women's rights

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Billy Cundiff.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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