Dance is a sport

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Hello

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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