Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Ass

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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