What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Caramel Boing.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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