Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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