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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Canada

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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