What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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