An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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