What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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salad days!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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