A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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