Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Your life

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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