Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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i am and me is i

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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