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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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