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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What fires shots? A gun

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Sex education in Texas.

Once upon a time, your face.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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