What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Penis

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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