How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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