Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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I just drank a cola.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Penis

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alston wang

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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