Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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