Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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