what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Patriarchy.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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