what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Equal rights!

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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