Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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George Bush.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Womens rights.

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My mom.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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