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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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