What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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