Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Jokes are funny.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Nah

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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