what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Anti Joke

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