A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Arron Glass

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Sarah Palin

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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