One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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