A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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