What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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noodles

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Gay republicans

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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An anti-joke

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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