david weres the slug gone

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noodles

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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