What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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