What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Yo Mamma

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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