- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

The Oakland Raiders

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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