What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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