How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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