a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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