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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Reed is poopin

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Anti Joke

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