When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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