Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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the economy.

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japan4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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