What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Poop

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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your face

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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