This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Banana(s)

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Anti Joke

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