How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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a man walks into horse bar

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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retard

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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