Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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