Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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politically correct!

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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