dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Anthony sucks

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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