Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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hey

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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hi

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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The WNBA

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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