What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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