- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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