- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

your mum

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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