what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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