Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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richard is fag

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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