What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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