Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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