Seth stock has a large penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Your Mom.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Anti Joke

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