- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

69

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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