why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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obama

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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girls basketball

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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