What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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