- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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