Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Pickles are moist.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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