A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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