Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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