So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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like facebook.com/john maon

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Knock knock Go away

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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