A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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The NHL playoffs

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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my namew is jd

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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