What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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