What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Women rights.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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