What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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