How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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