What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Matty B

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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