Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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pobody's nerfect

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Nickelback.

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think twice or at least think

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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