Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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