I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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