A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Justin's humor

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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