What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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why are balck people black because they are

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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