Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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dead dibbs

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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