Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Men's rights

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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