An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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