How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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