nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Women's Rights.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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