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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Then none of us want to be right.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

I was once a hamster.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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