a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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You all have Aids

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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No

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Anti Joke

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