Womans profesional lacrosse

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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hipsters

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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