- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Neither have I

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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