Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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your mom

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Strawberries!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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