Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What's big and white?

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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