why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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DERP

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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