Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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poop is very very yummy.

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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gay pom...

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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