A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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