okay so theres this guy.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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YOU

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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