Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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That's unfortunate.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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