Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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The WPGA tour

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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France had one revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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