What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Good boy

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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