Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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what time is it rape time

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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