Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Knock knock.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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