Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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How do you spell eight? 8

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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