What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why? Why Not?

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Yo mama's fat.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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