Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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pickle juice?

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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