Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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