what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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