Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

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