Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Penis

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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