Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Anti Joke

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