- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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