- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm gay.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Nothing. He made it home safely.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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