- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

what came first the chicken or the chips

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

women's rights

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??