How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Hey

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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don't read this

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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