How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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minced oaths

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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