What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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