Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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