Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Michael Castillo is gay

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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