Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Soccer...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Anti Joke

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