I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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