- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Left. That one direction...

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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