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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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