Maths.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops