Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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woman's rights

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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salad days!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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