How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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hi penis ham telephone

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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your mom

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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