Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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thumbs up!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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