- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

women's rights

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A praying mantis is very graceful

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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