What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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