Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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speech and debate.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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