What's 9+10? 19

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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