I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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