patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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gay marriage.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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