- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

God is real

im gay

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

You smell like shit

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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