What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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