Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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yolo your orange looks orange

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