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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

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