Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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