If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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shut up elliot

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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