Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Mahmy

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Anyone can post anything.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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