-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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