Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Women's rights

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Women

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Yo mama is so fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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