what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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That's what she didn't say

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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