Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What the hell are you doing?

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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