I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Well educated black man.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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