What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Ily bae

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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