how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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one day i went to bed

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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