A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Once upon a time.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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a woman votes!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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