Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Scott Gomez

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women sports....

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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You having friends.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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