What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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two fish are in a tank.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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