Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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