Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Thumbs this up

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I am Skaldak!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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