If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A seal walks into a club.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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