How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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8=D

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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