Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Dwarf Shortage

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lipstick pig

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THe Election

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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