- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

i hate you.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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