What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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i committed murder

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Anti Joke

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