Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

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