What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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