What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Justin Bieber

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A white person at Harvard

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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