Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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