What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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