Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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