Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

thumb_up thumb_down

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

thumb_up thumb_down +17

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops