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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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