Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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DANA

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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