Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

a man walked into a bar....

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A fat man buys a salad

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