A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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