Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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I love alchohol!

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poopy is poopy

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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