My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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