- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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