Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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