Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Women Voting

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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