How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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