Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I have aids

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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