A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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im black

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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