A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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