whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Misner is a twat.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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