- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What is long and black The unemployment line

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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