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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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