- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Smeg...

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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