School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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