Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Get on the boat.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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