Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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chirs

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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