A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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