Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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deez nuts

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Your mother

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Boob

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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