What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Poop...

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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