A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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This is a joke.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Kevin and Ramin

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Civil Rights.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Punchline.

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