Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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