How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Womens rights.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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woman's rights

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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