Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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