matty russel are you on here

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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