What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Jews for Jesus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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