- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Choir.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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