Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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