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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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