- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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