Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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