Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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sadf

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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