What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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