What is white and black and red all over.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Ben Affleck

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Banana Hamock.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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