- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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