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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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