Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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KEVIN HART

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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penis in the camel

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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