- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

That's as gay as AIDS.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

João Duarte reads this.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

your mom is so fat.

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