How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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