This one time at band camp music was played.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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... Chan chan

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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