Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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David Cameron

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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