My mom just died....

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Lewis

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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