What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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