Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Women's Rights Movement

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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