Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Today is May 18 2016.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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sucks Syntax...

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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