Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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a black man pays his child support

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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