What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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hi

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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