What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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butt sex

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Once upon a time

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Darude- Sandstorm

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why? Why not?

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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