my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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