A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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