Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Hello

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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