How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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womens rights!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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