This is sparta No this is patrick

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Flop dog

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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black people. that is all...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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