What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man buys free health care...

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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