How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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yeah..

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A black man killed someone

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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GADZOOKS!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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