What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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You have cancer

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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