i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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