What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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