A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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knock knock whos their a person

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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your face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Anti Joke

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