There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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girls basketball

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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