A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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