My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boobs!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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my egg roll

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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