A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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