why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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