What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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