Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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If you are my friend like it!

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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spell backwards: taco cat

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

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