I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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