What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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