What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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