SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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feminists.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Chikin nuggets

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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