Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Yes.

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Har har hey

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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