What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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a black man pays his child support

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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