Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Your Mother

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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