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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

Knock knock Come In.......

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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