- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Your're racist.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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