Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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taking out the trash... at night

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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