What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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The WNBA

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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The GOV and the WHO?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why? Because.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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