Small breasts.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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