A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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PENIS lol

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Anti Joke

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