A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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