Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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