why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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