- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

squash squash who squash my ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

My mom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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