What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Knock Know! Come in!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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I love alchohol!

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I never asked for this.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Caca.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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austins gay lolololol

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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