Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Nuneaton..

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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