Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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racism...deal with it!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Anti Joke

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