- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Homo say what?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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