whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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meh

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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