Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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