your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Leave. Now.

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Homework.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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