- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

George W. Bush

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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