How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Anti Joke

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