What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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