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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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