- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

George W. Bush

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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