- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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