Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Where's my tractor?

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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