- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is my joke. funny

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock knock (No one is home)

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Donald Trump

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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