How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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My butt!!!!

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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