You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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