Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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