Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Republicans

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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this website is a bad joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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