Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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