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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

knock knock go away

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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