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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

knock knock who's there? faith

A mexican goes to an ATM.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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