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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Women's Rights.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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