What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Justin Bieber

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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