How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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