Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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