Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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poop.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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hey bill!

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Anti Joke

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