What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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the real mccoy

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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