Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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kennah campion... being nice

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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