What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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