How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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