How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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PENIS that is all

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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