What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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womans rights

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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