Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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My Nan, that is all.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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womens rights

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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