roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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hello

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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