A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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World peace

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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