There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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i wish i was a tree !

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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