What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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