How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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