Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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your all shit at jokes

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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