Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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i like cats

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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