what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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