Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

VAGINA.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How come grilled cheese?

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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