why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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