How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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People...

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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