A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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8=> >->-o

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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