why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Kevin and Ramin

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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