Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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