whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Fat people

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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