Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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hi hi strager danger

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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