How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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