rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Santa isn't real

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Anti Joke

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