A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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An Asian man fails a math test

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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