Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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