Snooki

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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haha, you're an orphan

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

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