What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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its all aodhan

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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