My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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