Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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