whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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