- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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