The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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