Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Womens rights

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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