Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Religion.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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eh

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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