I'm hungry.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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the WNBA

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Lacrosse

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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vaginas

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