Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Lacrosse

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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The jets are a good team..

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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