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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Your face

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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