What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Once upon a time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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