Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Vagina-Boob

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Take off your shoes.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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