Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Amazing

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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I enjoy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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