I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Women's Rights..

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Women

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Anti Joke

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