What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Jews...

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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