Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Poop...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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