why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Wolf Pussy

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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