Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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