How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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