Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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