Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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