To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Women's football

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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