Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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