Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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