what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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