Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Agent 47.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

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