Paper shield.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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lol

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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