What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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