why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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HEY!

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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