I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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My name is Harry.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Horse tits

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Anti Joke

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