What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Justin Bieber

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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