What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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