What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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sure!

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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