Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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scientology.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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guess what chicken butt

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Anti Joke

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