your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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