These Jokes suck.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

The NBA lockout

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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