Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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you first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Black Friday

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Anti Joke

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