- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Whats worse than suicide? death

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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