What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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