Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Knock Knock! Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

69, hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

thumb_up thumb_down

c+t+c?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops