How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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