Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Sea World Japan.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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