Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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1+2 = 6

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Poker face

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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