Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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barack osama

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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