Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Loner.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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