The joke below is absolute shit.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Japan called... They need help.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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