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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

WNBA

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

I pooped my pants

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

what are you mike bibby?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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