what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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weiner? balls

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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