A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Womens rights

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Nippies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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