Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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