An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Jesus wept.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Penis

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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69.... is a number

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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