What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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