How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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DIY LOLCHAIRMAN LOLCREEPY COVERTATTOO FAILURETHINGS YOU THINK ONLY YOU DOFFUUU CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! POPULAR NEWEST RANDOM WRITE YOUR OWN! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 5196 5197 Next » What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight. +1 0 Comments If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck -1 0 Comments What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors. 0 0 Comments I saw how annoying the poem in the post below me was, so I decided to create an extreme version of it, to hopefully cause psychological distress to all of you readers. 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"Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming. +3 0 Comments What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion. +2 0 Comments 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 5196 5197 Next » Anti Joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. The Anti Joke Book NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! 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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Chicken

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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