A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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