How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Jimmy Saville

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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