Kefka > Sephiroth

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Do you play piano? No

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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