Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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