Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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