What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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8===D

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do magnets work?

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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