2 Penises

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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