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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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