Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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