Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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whats white and sticky glue

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Anti Joke

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