What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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