Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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i like pie.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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