whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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The MLS

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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