And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Flop dog

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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