A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Potato.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Anti Joke

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