What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Libraries.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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MAKE

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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