yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A woman walks into a bar.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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lol

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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can you touch your toes? no

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did? Yes

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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