- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Whats 1+1? window!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

my gave me a game i said thank you

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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