A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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