Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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