Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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The WNBA.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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