Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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