What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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