Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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