What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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whats black? a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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