Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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YOU

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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