why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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knock knock piss off

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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poop nuff said

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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