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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Ol-ive

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Black people.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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