A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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WNBA

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