what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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your face

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Akshaytiger World

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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French people

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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