anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Jimmy Saville

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Exactly what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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