- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

knock knock... ...no answer

this is not a joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Do you love me? No.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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