Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Your mother is so fat.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

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