Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Anti Joke

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