Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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i was molested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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