What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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want more?

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Dance is a sport

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Me

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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