Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Romney 2012

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Anti Joke

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