what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What black and has children A black man

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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