Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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A man walked into a bar owch

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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