What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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karn chevalier

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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