A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Women Drivers.

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