A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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PENIS that is all

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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