I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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