Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Hair

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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