I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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TIMMAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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