Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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