Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Robin, get in the car.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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rape that shit

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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