What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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PENIS

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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