knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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