Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A bar walks into a man

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Black History Month

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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