- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

once upon a time, it snowed

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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