Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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nickel back

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Women's rights

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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