Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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