What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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I am very humble.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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