- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

How Long is a Chinese man.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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