The Irish man was sober.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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