According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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HOLY COW!

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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