A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Women's rights

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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