A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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