dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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