A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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