- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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