Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Here's another:

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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