Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Mitt Romney.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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