- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

why did the man die? he was shot

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Cool Brian

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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