What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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There's my tractor.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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KOOKABURRA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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