- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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