When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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the WNBA

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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hashtags suck balls

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Your're racist.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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