Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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