When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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69.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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