What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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