Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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