Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

The Holocaust

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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