Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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