- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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