Women's Rights.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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