A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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