There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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haha.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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