Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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