To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Christians

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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hrih

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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