Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Miscarriages.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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