What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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