Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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VAL SUCKS

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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