What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Dear John,

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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