- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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