So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Hippopatomous!

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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