Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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