why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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one of the idiot

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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