Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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