Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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