Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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