Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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