- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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