Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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I walk into a bar...

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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