EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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bite me

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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