There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

so...um, yeah

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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