Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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