Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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