What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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