Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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