A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Womens Rights

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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guess what what ...

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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