What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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CHORGLUND

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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fack me!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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