Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Cancer.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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potato farming

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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