- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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