turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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