Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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you suck

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Agent 47.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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womens rights

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shea kisses a girl

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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