What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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