q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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