- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

IU football

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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