Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Poop

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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