that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Shut the cork up!

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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