-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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what time is it? 3:16

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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