What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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