- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

Lets go Yankees

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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