Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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