What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Potassium? K.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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