What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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