Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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