Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Penis.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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