Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Anti Joke

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