- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

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