What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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darude- sandstorm

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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