What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Mahmy

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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