The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

thumb_up thumb_down -80

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,929

all your base are belong to mark

thumb_up thumb_down +30

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i have an apple. now suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

thumb_up thumb_down +54

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +104

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,552

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops