why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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