- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Justin Bieber

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

I like the color potato.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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