It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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*you're

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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