What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Fat people.

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go F*** yourself

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

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