what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock go away!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops