- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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