-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

ekoj

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

thumb_up thumb_down +278

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I'm homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

thumb_up thumb_down +217

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Your mom is not fat!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops