What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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