What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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The game.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Rylan Clark

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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