What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Vaginal secretions

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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