Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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where are you?

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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