What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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