Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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whats long and green? weed

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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