Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Bloody kids ...

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Brad Fuller!

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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