A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Comedy.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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