Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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It's all Taggart

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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