Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Thumbs this up

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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