Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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The child was fired from his job.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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