The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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