What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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