Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why was the woman?

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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