NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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a woman votes!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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