You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Mitt Romney penis

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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