Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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