What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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