Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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