Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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