What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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You have cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

How long is a china man?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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