- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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