What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Dance is a sport

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Jesus was a good guy

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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