An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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