Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Fox News.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Women's Rights

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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