how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Republicans

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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