A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Your mom is fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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George Bush.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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