Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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my namew is jd

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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