your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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