What color is a banana? yellow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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