- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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