Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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