What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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PSN IS UP

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Anti Joke

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