I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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