Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

non poop

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

What is the difference?

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Ron Paul for President!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

A guy was beet by his wife.

weston cage

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A women in the kitchen.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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