A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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