why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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That didn't hurt.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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