What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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