your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Gay Rights

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Niall Horan

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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