- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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