How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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PENIS

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The Colts this year.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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