hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Robin, get in the car!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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A seal walks into a club.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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