If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Black people

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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