Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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