Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A ginger was with his friends

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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anal seepage

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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black people

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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