- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock come in.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Oh, go away

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

An Asian person drove home safely.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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