why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Anti Joke

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