A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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your social life.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Gay Rights

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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cancer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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girls lacrosse

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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