Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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