Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

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