How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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