A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Hey

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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