A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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