What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Anti jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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