Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Vagina Boob

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