what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Carlton

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Goat balls.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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No your aunties a joke

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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