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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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