Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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butt sex

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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ginger

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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