knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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you will now laugh.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Anti Joke

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