A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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42, that is all

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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