I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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