Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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