What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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