your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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meatspin.fr

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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hahaha

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