What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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I can Nazi

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Knock knock

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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