Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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JEWS

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Dylan Eichas

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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