Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Jersey Shore

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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fart

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Rob Bell

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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