why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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