Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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