What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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canaan and mallory

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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