A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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MAKE

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Refrigerator

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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