A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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you will now laugh.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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