Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Boob

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Anti Joke

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