- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Chlamydia

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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