- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A man walks into a bar.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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