Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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