Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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