I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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