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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

dislike this...please.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Women rights.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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