you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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taking out the trash... at night

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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