What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Like this joke

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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