What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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