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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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