Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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redtube

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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a man died

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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