- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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