"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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