- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Long joke Your such a downey

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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