Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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womens sports...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Please? No.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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