Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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