- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

what do you call a black guy african american

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Womens basketball

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

You.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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