And you honored it I see :P

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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I'm a like whore

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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