Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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1 Jew XD

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Banana Hamock.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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