Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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My penis is big... not.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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