What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Moral

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I am a n1gger.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Where's the soap?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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the your face joke

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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