Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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