Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Good job, son.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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