How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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hola said the chinese man

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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