I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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666 im christian

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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