- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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