What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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