Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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