3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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