President Donald Trump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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