*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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A fat boy walked into a party

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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