Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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This is not a joke.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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your mom died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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