- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Women deserve equal rights.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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