what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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An man walks to a bra

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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darude- sandstorm

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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