I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

The penn state football administration

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

My penis is big... not.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Weaner

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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