There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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