knock knock. come in.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Women's rights.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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this is stupid .... yep

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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