Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Albert your flies undone.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Shea's sty....

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How old is your mom Dead

Why? Why not?

My name is Jeff

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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