- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

He is so gay that he likes penis.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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