- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

guess what? chicken butt.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Scott

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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