- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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