Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Cancer

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Paul Dylan King!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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