What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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I never asked for this.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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