- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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