What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Anti Joke

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