What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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You know George Washington? He died.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Anti Joke

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