What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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AVB

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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