knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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