so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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