"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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