A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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