How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Scott Gomez

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Title IX

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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