- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

what the hell happened to your face

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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