what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Of course, first door on your left

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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asian, do math

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Anti Joke

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