What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Hail Hitler

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Your mom

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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