A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Women's Rights

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Loner.

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Neither does he.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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I love you

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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