what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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