A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Time flies like a banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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