how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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JEWS

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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