Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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