Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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