do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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im gay

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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