A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Choir.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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