Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Chuck Norris

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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