Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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eloise dey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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No!

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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