Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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