A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Knock knock What?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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