What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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