Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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