Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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