Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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mitt romney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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gay marriage.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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