wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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