Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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poop.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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brandon ya twwat

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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