Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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