Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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