What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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involved parents.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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