Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Watch your lips.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A Sloth runs...

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Icecream

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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