Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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