- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Mrs. Welsh

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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