The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A blind man watches TV

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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