What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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WNBA

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Creationism.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Anti Joke

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