What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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