how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Penis

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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