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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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You just read this ..

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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