What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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The Game

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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