Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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NEVER

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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