Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Womens rights.

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My Boyfriend

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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