Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Your mom

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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