What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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