- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love huge wieners.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Like this joke, bitch.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A sober Irish individual.

this website is a bad joke

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

dead battery come on down

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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