Is maynaise an instrument?

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What black and has children A black man

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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hi

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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wood cant chuck wood

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