Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How high is a Chinaman

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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