Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Women.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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