What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why? Why not?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Sarah Palin is President

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