how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Mitch

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A black succeeds

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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PEANIS!

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

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