Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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