I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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YOLO

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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