Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Happy Monday!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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