A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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your fat

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Anti Joke

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