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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Whats Obama's last name?

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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