What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Worms don't like apples.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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