Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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2 + 2 = 4

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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