- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

This one time at band camp....

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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