I'm Coming

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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lewis bedford

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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children burning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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