Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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