Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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