What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did the jew die Really...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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