Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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