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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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I love boobs

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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