what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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