Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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