roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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your face

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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