What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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woman's rights

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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This joke is funny

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What is White over Black? Society.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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