Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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