Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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captcha: all yer base

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Anti Joke

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