What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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