why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

women's rights, lol

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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