What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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