I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Women's rights.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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