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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Anti Joke

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