Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Jaden McMichael

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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