Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Anti Joke

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