If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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