What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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