what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Creationism.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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