When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Woman rights.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

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