Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Anti jokes.

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CAS

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

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