A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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T u r n i p s

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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