Creationism.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

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