why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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womens rights

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Womens Rights.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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a banana

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Anti Joke

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