Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Small Penis.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

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