A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Alchohol.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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