what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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