- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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