The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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