Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Ebola

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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