hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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