thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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The Holocaust

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

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