what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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whats one plus one penis

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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