What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Granny porn!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Women's rights.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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