Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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10inch nice

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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anal seepage

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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