I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Anthony sucks

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Lacrosse

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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The jets are a good team..

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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