What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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IU football

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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