A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Dubstep < Music

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dat shoe shine tho

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Boner

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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