What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Cripples are lame.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Anti Joke

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