Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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