Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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