A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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