- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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