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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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newt gingrich

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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