What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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