A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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