Yo mama so fat.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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whats 2+2? 1

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What comes after 23? 24.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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