Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Your Mom

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Oliver's friends

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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