why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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rent a cops

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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