What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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