Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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