A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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