Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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