Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Obamacare!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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