What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Your life

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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