- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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