Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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