why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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