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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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