Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

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