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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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