Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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