Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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all jokes aside...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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