motley crew

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Hearpin my durp

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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