A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Atheism

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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