Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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