What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Women Sports.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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