Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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