What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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knock knock Come in!!!

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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