- Anti Joke

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

The 19th Amendment

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Please spell dyslexia.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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