what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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