did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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A Sloth runs...

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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