How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Ehh

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Two english guys meet at work

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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