- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A British man walks into a dental office.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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