Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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