What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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speech and debate.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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