What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Anti Joke

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