Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Black people

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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heat!

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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