what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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