Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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