What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Women's rights...

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Christians

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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