- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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