What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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