Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A car walks into a bar.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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