- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Anal cheese curds.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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