A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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