What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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