Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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gay marriage.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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