There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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The Morman Religion.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Anti Joke

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