Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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