Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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