Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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