Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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involved parents.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Womens Basketball.

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dry handjob

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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