what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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