how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Black People.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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