- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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