What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Justin Bieber

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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