What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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WHAT????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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