Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Woman's rights

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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