KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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james schmitt whats your last name

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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miley cyrus

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Anti Joke

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