What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man... walks.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Michael Brown

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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