A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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