WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A man died.

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