why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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