Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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