How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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