Hello penis

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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woman's rights

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Anti Joke

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