Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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9/11

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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