Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Anti Joke

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