Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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