Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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