whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

fava beans

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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