What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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eat a hot dog

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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An man walks to a bra

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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