What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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eloise dey.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Hello Braydon

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

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