Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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acualy is dolan

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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