Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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