What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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