Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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