What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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I am on a escalator.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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