hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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( o Y o )

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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