Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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