How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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