HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Pickles

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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