How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Itookasipasoda

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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