Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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My mom

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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