What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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