Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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