Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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