Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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The game.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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