What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Cancer

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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