Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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