Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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knock knock whos there not me

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Pickles are moist.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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