snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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