How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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