- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Continents are large islands.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

You're a big fat monkey.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

world peace

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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