why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Itookasipasoda

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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69.... is a number

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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