Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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