You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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hi corey

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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