What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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My love life

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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