Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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