Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Your girlfriend.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Dance is a sport

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whats 69+2? 71

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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mark is mark

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Anti Joke

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