Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Equal rights!

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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