Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

2 + 2 = fish

Wombat monkey juice.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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