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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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