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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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