A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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MySpace.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Obama

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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