A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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like for a handjob.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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