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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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