Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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...Jack Vale

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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This isn't funny.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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