What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Turkey Balls

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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