What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

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