- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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