Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A jew went to Germany.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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