Cows go moo.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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This is not a joke

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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i have cancer

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Anti Joke

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