A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Small titties.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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