when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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THE GAME

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Anti Joke

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