Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Chuck Norris died.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats black? a black man

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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