What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Pinus Testicles

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Anti Joke

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