Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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