Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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You are Nerochan right?

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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