Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

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