guest what i love pancakes

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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