Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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ecks! why zee?

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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WNBA

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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penis?

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