Refridgerator.

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V I T A M I N C !

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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2 + 2 = 4

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Man U

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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