What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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The NHL playoffs

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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