what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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I like your hair

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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