Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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