Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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