Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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