Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Anti Joke

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