- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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