Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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