roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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