-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Your mom.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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