An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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