What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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