roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Set up Punch line.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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knock knock you may come in

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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