Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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