Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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