Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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John Stamos.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Anti Joke

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