Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Democracy.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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