You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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motley crew

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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