Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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69

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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