Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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