I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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. . I am a whale

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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