Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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the NAACP

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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¿melano?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Women's rights...

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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