What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How old is victor? Old

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Boner

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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