How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Facebook How i met my mother

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racism...deal with it!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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I am very humble.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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