A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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