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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Anti Joke

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