A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Poop swing

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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