Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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I Have a Black Friend

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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