Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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