Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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