What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Your Mom

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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