Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Lewis

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No it isn't.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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