What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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destiny

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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