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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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