- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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