- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Michel Moor on a die...

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

I hate blackniggers

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How about that airline food?

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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