What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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