What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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