SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Your social life

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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