- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A baby seal walks into a club.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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