Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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eloise dey.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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hello

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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