How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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