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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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