why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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I had a submarine.... once

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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