Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Jesus

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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