Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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clamidia

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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hey guys what's up?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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