A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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... Chan chan

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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I woke up today

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How High is a Chinese man

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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