Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Ouch.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A mans opinion.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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