Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Test

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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