The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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