P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Shit!

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

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