Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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