Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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johann grayson being liked

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Jesus wept.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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