What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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WNBA

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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no

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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