Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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