masturbating on a tarc bus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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David Silberberg is gay

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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