- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm gay.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

He walked in a bar

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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