Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Womans baksetball...

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

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