Roses are red, Violets are purple

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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