- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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