why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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69

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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