Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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