When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Do u take sugar?

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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