Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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*insert joke here*

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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woman's rights

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Frontbut-

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Emily Walker.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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