What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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U mad?

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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