Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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