What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Hummer.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

thumb_up thumb_down +403

A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +12

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops