- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

suck my dick.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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