Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Half life 3 confirmed

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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