What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Slavery lol

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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