What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Chrissy is funny.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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neil likes pube toast

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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