A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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We are lawyers

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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