whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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black people. that is all...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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