I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Haha pizza

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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