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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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