Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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