- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What is red? A rock painted red

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

JUST KIDDING^

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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