Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Rush Limbaugh

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69

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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