What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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