What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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