How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Did you know? . You already know!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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