Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Drunk irish man

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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