- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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