- Anti Joke

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Oh, go away

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two nuns walk into a bar. There is a monkey between them, that they are both holding hands with. The bartender looks to them, and says "Hello sisters, I am sorry, but we do not allow wild animals into the bar. He's gonna have to wait outside," to which one of the nuns responds, "Oh, do not worry, this is no monkey, this is one of our sisters." The bartender is very confused. He chuckles, and says "Alright, well then your sister is going to have to wait outside." The sisters look at each other confusedly, but take the monkey outside, put it on a leash, and tie it to a pole. They proceed back inside, have a few drinks, and leave. The next night, the bar is a little more crowded. The bartender looks up and sees the two nuns entering. He checks to make sure there is no monkey with them, and there is not, so he goes back to serving drinks. A few minutes later, the two nuns are at the front of the bar ready to order drinks. The bartender smiles at them, "No monkey this time?" he asks. "Not tonight," says one of the nuns. "Alright," says the bartender, "what can I get you?" "I'll take a double bourbon," says one of the nuns. "I'll have a gin and tonic, and she'll have the same" says the other nun, motioning to a rhinoceros on her left. "What the fuck!!" yells the bartender. "How did you get this inside?! Where did you even get a rhinoceros?" He realizes these questions are unimportant, and runs to call animal control. By the time he turns around, however, the rhinoceros is gone. He goes to talk to the bouncer. "Dude, why do you keep letting in wild animals?" asks the bartender. "The hell are you talking about?" asks the bouncer. "Last night, two nuns walked in with a monkey, and tonight they somehow got a rhino past you. You didn't see that??" the bartender snaps. "Three nuns came in last night, and three came in tonight. No monkey, no rhino," the bouncer tells him. Meanwhile, as they walked home to the convent, one of the nuns says "Man, I haven't been drunk in weeks." One of the other nuns turns to her and says, "Well, maybe you should stop turning into an animal every time we get into a bar."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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