penis in the camel

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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this is gay

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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