How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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women outside of the kitchen

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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pudding

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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