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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Ken wins!

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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