whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Anti Joke

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