65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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\ \ \\ \\ >\/ 7 _.-(6' \ (=__._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. \ > ,.-' >.'

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Laugh

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Anti Joke

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