If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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No.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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