Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Where are you going Your house

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

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