- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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