Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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hi

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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