- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

where are you?

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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