What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Flab

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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