Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Gay Rights

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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cancer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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girls lacrosse

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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potato

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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