Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Chlamydia

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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