could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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