Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How come anti jokes r funny

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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