What is red? A rock painted red

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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