ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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