your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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