A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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PENIS

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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knock knock who's there no one

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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YOU

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Fuck her

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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