this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Your mother just died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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