Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Brain fart

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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