i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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eat a hot dog

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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