whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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im watching you..

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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