- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

There once was this guy and he fell down

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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