- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Im ashamed of being from Canada

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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