Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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