What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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God is real

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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