-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Asians

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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boner

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Anti Joke

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