Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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