Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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One below was by me: Walter H

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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