Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Zach Barlow

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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