Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Nobody cares.

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