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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Gay rights

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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