womens rights

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A man... walks.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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