So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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