What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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