Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Okay, one second.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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