Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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I'm Spartacus

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Hi Adam,

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the book disappear?

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Nothing yet CC

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You're Adopted.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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