What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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