What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Black people are innocent.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Canada

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Rob Bell

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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nbjhfghl

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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