Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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