-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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LOL May Wong

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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