Your Mother

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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