A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Davey Peterson.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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