An Asian with a big dick.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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