Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I'm so punny.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A seal walks into a club...

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