Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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