What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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hit the thumbs down button

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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i heart wiener

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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