You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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