What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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