- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

The NBA and womens sports

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Julian Ha.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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