Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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