What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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