Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Man U

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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