how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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