This statement is false.

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woman's rights

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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i had sex.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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I? Everett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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