Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Vagina-Boob

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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