What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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