Knock Knock Who's there

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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