josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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69

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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you will now laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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