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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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