How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Obama.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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72

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Matty B

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Anti Joke

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