Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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