Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's circular and round A circle

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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