Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Cliterus

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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agp

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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