Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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