Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Grammer is very important

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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