Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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