- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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