Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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hiya

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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