who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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im a willy bum bum

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who else is on here?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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yes... that's the joke

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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An man walks to a bra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Obama

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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I once did something.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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