Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Tilt your screen back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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