Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Life

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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