- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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