What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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