In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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the cow goes moo

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Hitler

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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