an athiest walks into a church

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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hashtags suck balls

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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