your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Potassium? K.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Xzibit

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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