a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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