What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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