Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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dead battery come on down

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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