we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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