roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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hipsters

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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to see a bad joke look above

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