What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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a man died

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mooooh im a cow

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Rock mattress.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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