Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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JFK

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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A jew go out of a bar

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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honest politician

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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