What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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