What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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