DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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