The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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space is fun

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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