What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

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