Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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