knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -133

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -18

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops