i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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God is real.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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