I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Vagina ass.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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