roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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