Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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