A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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