HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Sex education in Texas,

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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the WNBA

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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