Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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