what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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oh hai

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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