Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How old is your mom Dead

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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