- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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