Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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hahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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WILLYS

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Anti Joke

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