Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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666 im christian

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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