Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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