sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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just in time?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Anti Joke

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