OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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