Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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