A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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