Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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WNBA

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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