An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A man died.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Women's rights.

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