- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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