I'm not here.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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nine...eleven

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Jews

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Anti Joke

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