Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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