Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Punching a baby

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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I am Skaldak!

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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