Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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The Bible

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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