Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Oh...okay, good.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Dubstep < Music

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What would u like to drink?

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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