Canada

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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