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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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