What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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