A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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q

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Joke

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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what goes boo a sock

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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