What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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