roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Seven

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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