What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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go F*** yourself

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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