Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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69

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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