Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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