What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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I'm a like whore

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Knock knock come in.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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