How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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