A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Butt Sex.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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