The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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