Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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gay marriage.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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