A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Your mom is so nice.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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NEVER

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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