A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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the NAACP

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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42

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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