what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Black People.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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