What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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