Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Y2K

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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what's up? my penis.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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