Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Top Gear USA

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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