Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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