An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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pickle juice?

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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