-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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