Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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canada

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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69

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Small Penis.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What did the fish say after he

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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