Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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