Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How's the weather? Good.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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