You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I am a women

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Poop.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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ecks! why zee?

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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