what's funnier than hell? heaven

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Wade's the father

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Female Orgasms

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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"33"

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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