- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

what has genitial warts? me

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

guess what? chicken butt.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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