- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

why did the girl cry because she was raped

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Good boy

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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