What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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