Ham sandwich

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Hi

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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