John lazzaro likes dick

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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SNAPPLE!

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Large 4

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Rylan Clark

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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