Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Dylan Eichas

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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