what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Girls soccer

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Women's rights.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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