- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

knock knock i have diarrhea

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

I ponder

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

lipstick pig

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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