What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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