What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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more chocolate?

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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