- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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