Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Women.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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