What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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<=3 penis

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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tim has no humor

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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