whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

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