Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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cancer

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dildo

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's up? A direction...

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Oh, go away

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Women's rights

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is 9+10? 19

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