What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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