Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Your all fags

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Sex education in Texas,

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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President Donald Trump

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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