Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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