A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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