the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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