How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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