Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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the WNBA

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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