How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Andy Carrol

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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I am a women

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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