A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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how do you win a game try your best

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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