What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Chuck Norris died.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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