What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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