Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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this website...

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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