Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Your social life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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