- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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