- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop being a centipede

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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