why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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My Boyfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Anti Joke

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