You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

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