"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why....... Because.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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