wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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i have two hands.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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