Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Your Mom

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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