Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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