- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why? Because!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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