What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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