Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Six million.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Women's Rights

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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