*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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