A man walks into a pole.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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