ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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I like to eat.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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