Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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19th amendment

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Y

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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