Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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one stop shop

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Smeg...

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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