Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Top Gear USA

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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The WNBA

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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