- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

say cheese

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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