Sex

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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A fat man buys a salad

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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