You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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acuna

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Maths.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Poop

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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