What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I can't think of a joke!

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im jewish

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Pickle!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Women's rights

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PENIS

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Please don't rape me.

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