Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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well now

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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