- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]