YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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These Jokes suck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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