Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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justin bieber

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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tim has no humor

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Anti jokes.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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hi will

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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