Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Sarah Palin is President

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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