'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What black and has children A black man

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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womens rights

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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