What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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don't look behind you

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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hi

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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