Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Creationism.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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