Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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God.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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