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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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