So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Shea's sty....

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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