- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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