Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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no

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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You just read this ..

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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womens rights

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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