- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats 2+2? 1

Rick Santorum 2012

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

I pooped my pants

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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