How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Poop

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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An asian without a future.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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