what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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penis

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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suck my dick.

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