A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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