Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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