How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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ugvvvvvv

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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