How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Woman rights.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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