What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's up? Your time.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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