What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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