a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what sucks? things that suck

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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