Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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