What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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bite me

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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