What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Fox News

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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