Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Canida

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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