What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Anti Joke

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