So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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