What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Muslim athletes.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Obama

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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