Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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haha.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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