Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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