What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

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