Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Anti Joke

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