what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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