What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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tim rafter died no one cared

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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