Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Female Orgasms

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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You're*

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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