whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Harry Styles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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