What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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