Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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jews

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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