yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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