TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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