- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Adele walks into the stables

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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