What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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HURT

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Feet

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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