Mmmm, donuts

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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time to spruce up!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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