Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black goes to college

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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