whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

._____________________. Whale!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

I C U P White stuff

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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