A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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