- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

cats are pussies

A baby seal walks into a club.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

raisin boogers

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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