- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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