Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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