Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats green? The color green.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

batman has diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down -195

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

thumb_up thumb_down -13

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops