Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Get off my porch.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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