Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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