Gay's rights

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Hi.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Shit.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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