You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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