Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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