How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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boobs.

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Hey, Max!!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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