Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Anti Joke

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