Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your mums a potato

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Jordan is pregant

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Knock Knock Come in.

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hard cheese

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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