Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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