Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's clear and wet? water

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Baseball

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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