Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do people say? words.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Women's Professional _________

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats 1+1? window!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops