Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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9/11

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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who is awesome? no one...

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

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