Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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