What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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