Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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