Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Wade

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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boobs

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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