What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Knock knock. Death.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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