Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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British Dentistry

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Women's rights.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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