What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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A seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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