Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

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