A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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