Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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