What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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