Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Anti Joke

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