Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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