What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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