what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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AVI IS A FAG

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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