Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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