what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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