A women president

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Obama

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Fox News.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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woman's lacrosse

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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