- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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