It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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