Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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