What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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