What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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PENIS

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Anti Joke

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